China & Russia refuse nuclear agreement: Obama staff passed out drunk in hotel hallway

THE HAGUE, Netherlands, March 26, 2014— President Obama declared Tuesday that a security summit took “concrete steps” in order to prevent nuclear material from falling into the hands of terrorists. Although, Russia and China failed to sign the agreement to beef up inspections.

According to Fox News, the trip was also plagued with embarrassment. The administration had to send home three secret service agents who spent a night out drinking before Obama’s arrival. One was so intoxicated he couldn’t get the hotel room key to work, so he passed out in the hallway by his room door.

Top officials claim to be furious this happened in the wake of the 2012 Obama administration’s secret service prostitution scandal in Colombia.

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