Unabated by Seinfeld writer Dan O’Keefe’s Politico-cited criticism of Rand Paul’s 2013 Festivus nod on Twitter, the Kentucky Senator opted to make it a tradition, as he marked December 23 of 2014 with another round of the Airing of the Grievances. For those not in the loop, Festivus is a secular faux holiday, which first appeared in popular culture on the TV show Seinfeld, that contrasts the commercialized furor of the holiday season. The December 23 celebration, which originated as an O’Keefe family tradition and is known by the slogan “Festivus for the rest of us,” involves activities like the displaying of the Festivus pole, a Festivus dinner, the Airing of the Grievances, Feats of Strength, and the performance of Festivus miracles.
According to NBC News, Rand Paul marked 2014’s Festivus by going public once again on Twitter with his yearly, comically-intended list of people, places, and things that disappointed him. Publicizing one’s gripes about the events of the previous year, the “Airing of the Grievances,” is a post-dinner Festivus tradition. His tweets took soft jabs at fellow senators Marco Rubio, Cory Booker, Harry Reid, and Mitch McConnell. The annual complaints also contained some extraordinary examples of government waste and blasted those who would mock his hair. Behold a sampling of his light-hearted Festivus tweets below.
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people (mostly in DC), and today you’re going to hear about it! Stayed tuned for #Festivus grievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
First, politics in general: As a Doctor, I was trained first to do no harm. Wouldn’t it be nice if politicians started from that premise? — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
Your government spent $387,000 of your money on Swedish massages for rabbits. #AiringOfGrievances — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
I am also kinda mad that you seem to think @LyleLovett has better hair than me. #AiringOfGrievances — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
Tempting to air a grievance @marcorubio again, but we’ve done that enough for this week. Instead I will say an early Merry Christmas. — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
No matter how many times I ask @Team_Mitch, he won’t let me borrow this awesome sweater vest pic.twitter.com/VACHu6RdVY — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
Last year in the spirit of #Festivus, I reached out to @CoryBooker complaining he didn’t RT me enough. He still doesn’t by the way. But… — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
We discussed hemp, med marijuana, crim justice reform. Some of that has now passed, all of it we’ve worked on together this year #Festivus — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
To my friend @SenatorReid , wishing you a long and fruitful tenure as minority leader #sorrynotsorry#AiringOfGrievances — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
Last one, because I could do this all day. Your government literally spent $10,000 to watch grass grow. #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
Senator Paul also posted a tweet with a photo of a long-sleeved black shirt embroidered with “Rand Paul 2016” on the chest, an apparent hint at his rumored 2016 presidential bid. Another tweet threatened additional grievances, still to come, against the media and the Federal Reserve.
Of course, everyone has to be themselves, and I have my own style. I think this will be a popular item this year pic.twitter.com/ejuPwOAb6E
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014
I will be back later with some grievances about the media, the fed, and a few others. Remember, air your grievances today for #Festivus
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014